ITS MOTHER FUCKING M'LASS!!!
this is my small fanpage for m'lass, this little frog character who i used to see as a kid. he had a few commercials advertising random products ranging from shampoo to chocolate chips.
he was a local celebrity around here about a decade ago. people used to meet him at conventions, and take pictures. everyone loved him and he appeared to love everyone. but nobody knows where he went after the incident. what's the incident? it's horrific. you'd never guess it from that innocent frog's face.
m'lass was spotted cheating on his beloved wife and children with some other frog lady. she was the daughter of famed chocolate maker Dilk Wilkam. the princess of the Wilka brand. the news broke after some guy saw him and the girl at the local park, without his kids and without his wedding ring. they were also sharing a milkshake in the video. that made it official. it was recorded and sent into the local news later that same day, and aired the next morning. everybody saw the footage and grew a newfound hatred of him. he was hated so much that he retreated to some local park and hasn't been seen in 10 years. i kinda miss the guy. his branding really made my childhood.